when you politely ask someone to stop doing something and they say “sure” but keep doing it
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]